Mr. Hankey's Toys

What Mr. Hankey's Toys is

Mr. Hankey's Toys is a California maker and seller of made-to-order silicone adult toys that runs an affiliate program for people with an audience. The program pays a percentage commission on qualifying sales, pays out through PayPal, and sets a 60-day cookie window. Its page asks promoters to "Monetize your audience with one of the most trusted sex toy affiliate programs in the world", which is the company's own claim. It pays affiliates, not performers, and the program page shows no joining fee. The site's terms of service name Safewayz, LLC as the company behind mrhankeystoys.com, with a mailing address in San Diego, California.

The page names who the program is for: "Bloggers, review sites, educators, LGBTQ+ media, kink/fantasy creators, and adult-friendly lifestyle publishers with an engaged audience." It adds that new creators are welcome to apply and should share a growth plan. The page describes no fixed fee per lead or per action; the offer is a commission on referred sales.

How earning works here

The page gives the route in short steps. An applicant applies through the form, gets approved, receives affiliate links and promotional assets, and then, in the page's words, "share your links, drive traffic, collect commissions". The form asks for the applicant's country and birthday and for their "current number of subscribers", and it requires ticking a box to confirm having "read, understood, and accepted the Affiliate Program Service Agreement".

Approval is selective. The page says "We review each application carefully to ensure brand alignment, audience quality, and professionalism." An applicant with a small following is not ruled out, since new creators are invited to explain how they plan to grow.

The benefits list sets out what an approved affiliate works with. Reporting is described as transparent and sits beside the PayPal payouts. The cookie window is tied to repeat purchases. The company supplies "Creative Assets & Guidance for blogs, reviews, email, and social", which also shows the channels it expects: a blog, review content, an email list or social accounts. It calls the catalog "High-AOV", meaning it pitches the size of the typical order as a reason to promote it, and it lists press mentions as proof of recognition.

What the affiliate sells is the interesting part. The about page says every toy is "made to order by hand in California, tailored to your selected size, firmness, and color". It describes custom molds, from lifecast replicas to fantasy creations, and says there is no mass production. The silicone is described as platinum-cured, lab-tested, body-safe, odorless and non-shrinking. The navigation groups the catalog by type, such as realistic dildos, huge dildos, uncut dildos, lifecast dildos, hybrid dildos and anal toys. An affiliate writing for an audience that already knows what it wants has specific products and options to describe.

The about page also says customers can add an Attachment Hole option at checkout, and that the toys are compatible with most strap-ons, suction cups and sex machines. This gives a reviewer concrete compatibility points to cover.

Fulfilment details that a referred customer will meet are stated too. Most orders ship within 2-4 business days in plain, unmarked packaging with full tracking. The page says its support team is U.S.-based and answers most inquiries within one business day. The FAQ explains that because the toys are handmade there will be slight differences in appearance from one piece to the next. It asks international customers to allow up to 8 weeks, and warns that a parcel refused over unpaid customs charges is not refunded. An affiliate should pass this on to readers, since it affects what arrives and when.

The store's sales rules bear on how many referred orders stay sold. The FAQ says the store cannot take returns once a toy leaves the shop, accepts no returns for exchanges or refunds, and handles manufacturer's defects by email, with issues to be reported within 3 days of receipt. The terms of service say a customer may request cancellation if production has not begun, that a cancellation after that point can carry a restocking fee, and that once an order has shipped it cannot be canceled. They also say the store may cancel an order for reasons such as unavailability or suspected fraud, with a refund.

Promotions the store runs for its own customers are visible on the promo-offers page. Registered customers get a personal birthday coupon, valid from 14 days before the birthday to 7 days after, which cannot be combined with other offers. The same page invites customers to share a video and earn a free toy. The FAQ says only one coupon code from an outside source can be applied per order. These shape what an affiliate's visitor sees at checkout.

Money and rules

The payout model is a percentage of each qualifying sale referred, paid through PayPal, which is the only payout rail the page names. In October 2026 the program page states the rate this way: "you'll earn 20% commission on every qualifying sale you refer." The cookie is given as a "60-Day Cookie Window for repeat purchases".

The page's rules for promotion are brief and specific: "Follow FTC disclosure guidelines and platform rules. No bidding on our brand terms or misleading claims. Keep landing pages SFW-friendly where required." So an affiliate has to disclose the relationship, stay off the brand's name in paid search, and keep landing pages safe for work where a platform requires it. The fuller terms sit in the Affiliate Program Service Agreement, which an applicant accepts on the form.

The program page does not state a minimum payout threshold or a payout schedule.

The site is for adults only: its entry notice asks visitors to certify they are 18 or older, or the age of majority where they live. The store's terms also contain an export-controls clause under which the customer represents they are not located in, and will not ship to, a country or region under US sanctions or embargoes. That is a customer-order rule, and it limits which buyers an affiliate can usefully send. Disputes under the terms go to binding arbitration.

Who it suits and who it does not

This suits an affiliate with an audience that likes made-to-order, customized toys: reviewers, educators, kink and fantasy creators, LGBTQ+ media and anyone who can explain size, firmness and color options. The made-to-order story is easy to tell honestly because the pages spell it out, and the company's description of its silicone gives writers a material to explain. The 60-day cookie fits a product that buyers think about before ordering.

It suits a creator who promotes by email or social accounts as well as one with a blog, since the page names all of those channels, and it suits someone who can take payment by PayPal.

It suits less well an affiliate who relies on paid search around brand names, which the rules exclude, or one who cannot use PayPal, since no other method is named. The no-returns policy and the wait for a handmade item mean a reader has to be sure before ordering, so careless traffic is unlikely to convert. The program also pays only for referred shoppers, so it is no replacement for a platform that pays for creating content.